Name That Novella Contest

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house... The fucking batshit crazy characters from Hers & Finding Willow are trying to get along and have a nice quiet family Christmas.

Luckily for my readers, it is a lot easier said than done.

With the success Hers has had in the last twelve days, and the fact that Finding Willow is almost completely finished. I decided I am going to write you a Christmas Novella of the holidays with your favorite crazies.

But here is my problem...

I don't know what the fuck to call it! I am drawing a blank. So this is where you come in! I need your help naming the Christmas Novella. I can give you a couple hints.

• There will be lots of sex. Like always.
• More Seven & Levi
• You will get to see Star & her new love interest.
• There will be a brand spanking new couple (who aren't supposed to be a couple at all) coming into the mix. 
• Lots of drama.

That is all I can say.

Comment below with your submission (Title which NEEDS to be witty, maybe a good pun, and will pass through Amazon's new tight-ass screening!)  Also please include your email address IN the comment so I can easily contact you!

IF any of the titles get picked, the winner will get a RARE and limited edition (fuck up) proof copy of Hers. Signed by yours truly. I only have TWO of these available, one of which I am KEEPING. So there will only be ONE floating around in the universe, and it COULD be yours!

Happy naming!