Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Name That Novella Contest

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house... The fucking batshit crazy characters from Hers & Finding Willow are trying to get along and have a nice quiet family Christmas.

Luckily for my readers, it is a lot easier said than done.

With the success Hers has had in the last twelve days, and the fact that Finding Willow is almost completely finished. I decided I am going to write you a Christmas Novella of the holidays with your favorite crazies.

But here is my problem...

I don't know what the fuck to call it! I am drawing a blank. So this is where you come in! I need your help naming the Christmas Novella. I can give you a couple hints.

  • There will be lots of sex. Like always.
  • More Seven & Levi
  • You will get to see Star & her new love interest.
  • There will be a brand spanking new couple (who aren't supposed to be a couple at all) coming into the mix. 
  • Lots of drama.
That is all I can say.

Comment below with your submission (Title which NEEDS to be witty, maybe a good pun, and will pass through Amazon's new tight-ass screening!)  Also please include your email address IN the comment so I can easily contact you!

IF any of the titles get picked, the winner will get a RARE and limited edition (fuck up) proof copy of Hers. Signed by yours truly. I only have TWO of these available, one of which I am KEEPING. So there will only be ONE floating around in the universe, and it COULD be yours!

Happy naming! 


  1. Jingle Bangin, or A Sleezy Christmas Carol, or Sex & Sin is Cumming to Town. I'll enter more when I think of more. ;)

  2. Christmas Dessert
    Lights, Tinsel and Handcuffs
    A Not So Silent Night

    I'll keep thinking. :)

  3. I like the suggestions by "anonymous" as well
    The Night Santa Came (pun intended)
    It's a Sinful Christmas

  4. Spanking Good Christmas (or Good Time)
    Carol's Screaming, and Angels Watching
    Love Under the Mistletoe
    Silver and Kink (like the song silver and gold)
    Kinky Christmas
    A Very Merry Hot Christmas
    Naughty Little Mistletoe

    Not sure how good these are, I will keep thinking if I can think of any witty ones...


  5. Candy Canes & Mistletoe ( sticky lickin and some love)


  6. Jingle Balls!
    Merry Kissmyass!
    Cumming Down The Chimney!
    A Naughty Little Christmas!